Jodie Foster, quite appropriately, wouldn’t mind the silence of the workplace’s little lambs. Her funny, gentle roasting of Gen Z as “really annoying” co-workers — “They’re like: ‘Nah, I’m not feeling it today, I’m gonna come in at 10:30am.’ Or, like, in emails, I’ll tell them this is all grammatically incorrect, did you not check your spelling? And they’re like, ‘Why would I do that, isn’t that kind of limiting?’” — confirms our belief that the actress is an American treasure.
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👇 Listen: Reese’s Halloween candy lacked jack-o’-lantern faces. Should that cost them $5m?
The Big Idea
The $5m lawsuit over a missing jack-o’-lantern face
Everywhere you look, there’s a new lawsuit for false advertising.
2024-01-09T00:00:00Z
Juliet Bennett Rylah
A Florida woman is suing The Hershey Co. over Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins, a trick-or-treating staple, and other associated products.
The beef: The packaging suggests each individually wrapped candy has a jack-o’-lantern face etched on it, allowing the peanut butter filling to peek through. In reality, the pumpkins, ghosts, bats, and other Halloween treats are vaguely shaped blobs, with nary a face to be seen.
Plaintiff Cynthia Kelly is seeking $5m, which attorney Anthony Russo, who’s also involved in a false advertising lawsuit against Burger King, claims is a number meant to prove a point.
“Today, it’s a $2 item — tomorrow it’s your vehicle, the next day it’s your home,” he toldNPR.
I will admit that I, too…
… was surprised by the lack of pumpkin faces (though I continue to put a big bowl of them out for my neighbors every Halloween).
A number of lawsuits are now highlighting potentially deceptive advertising in food:
Subway has been sued multiple times for chicken that isn’t chicken, tuna that isn’t tuna, and bread that isn’t bread.
One New York attorney has filed 400+ class-action lawsuits against food and beverage companies, alleging a little bit of everything: that some “fudge” products aren’t technically fudge, that strawberry Pop-Tarts contain too few strawberries in the filling, and that “hint of lime” Tostitos don’t use enough lime juice.
But is it as dire as Russo claims?
Well, he’s not wrong about false advertising invading the housing and vehicle markets.
In 2018, the FTC took aim at a network of subscription rental sites that were “rife with inaccurate or unavailable listings,” and last year fined Roomster over phony listings and reviews.
Last month, a group filed a complaint with the FTC against Toyota for allegedly marketing hybrid vehicles with internal combustion engines as EVs.
California’s DMV wants Tesla to stop using “Full Self-Driving” to describe its automated driving feature, which requires some driver interaction. Elon Musk claims this violates Tesla’s right to free speech.
So, if you think your money should buy what’s advertised, then sure, sue Reese’s over the missing faces. Just don’t get us started on Reese’s big-ass pumpkin that contains very little peanut butter at all.
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Apple’s Vision Pro headset will launch in the US on Feb. 2, with preorders opening Jan. 19. The headset costs $3.5k (prescription lenses can be added for an additional $149), runs on visionOS, and holds 256GB of storage.
Samsung is riding the success of its Frame TV with a new music speaker for 2024. The Music Frame, unlike the TV, will hold physical photos and art that are swapped manually.
Volkswagen will add a ChatGPT-powered chatbot to all vehicles with its IDA voice assistant, offering hands-free conversation and information.
Waymo will test its autonomous taxis on Phoenix highways this month. This follows the recent addition of curbside drop-off and pickup at the Phoenix airport.
iPhone users who experienced degraded phone performance in 2017 due to a software update meant to extend battery life began receiving $92 class-action settlement payments over the weekend. The total settlement was $300m+.
United Launch Alliance, the space company jointly owned by Boeing and Lockheed Martin, successfully launched a rocket carrying Astrobotic Technology’s Peregrine moon lander. Peregrine was aiming to become the US’s first lunar touchdown in 50+ years, but post-launch propulsion issues may have already doomed its mission.
Tiger Woods and Nike are parting ways after a fruitful 27-year partnership. The golf legend, who made an estimated $500m through the relationship, has no imminent plans to announce a new endorsement deal. (Want more on this? We’ve got you covered on our YouTube channel.)
More Kardashians in more places: Lemme, a line of gummy supplements from Kourtney Kardashian Barker, is now available at Target stores nationwide. The gummies, which promote bloating reduction, clear skin, vaginal health, and stress relief, cost $30 each.
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Air of Importance
When it comes to air quality, your phone nose best
Mobile Physics is transforming our smartphones into air quality detectors.
2024-01-09T00:00:00Z
Sara Friedman
Today’s smartphones already act as our eyes and ears, but now they’re coming for our noses, too.
Startup Mobile Physics is creating new technology to turn our phones into personal “envirometers” that can sniff out pollution, perAxios:
The tech uses smartphone sensors and cameras to detect air quality, smoke levels, UV exposure, temperature, and more.
Its app uses real-time notifications to warn users if hazardous levels are detected.
It then instructs users to take actions like opening or closing a window, turning on an air purifier, or putting a mask on.
Semiconductor companies Qualcomm and STMicroelectronics are embedding the tech into a chip for use in Android phones.
While current smartphones do show air quality levels, the data is pulled from nearby weather stations rather than a user’s exact location.
This means our phones can’t warn us of hazards in the most important place — our homes — where simple tasks like vacuuming and cooking can lead to unhealthy air quality.
This type of tech…
… would amass a wealth of data that certain companies — in insurance, government, and health sectors, for example — would likely pay top dollar for.
Mobile Physics plans to eventually roll out a subscription plan so that users can pay to access extra information, like how their exposure levels compare to users around them or historical data.
This might be of interest to at-risk groups, like those with respiratory problems, who may want to more carefully track their air quality.
Foggy future
We all saw those orange skies over the summer — air pollution is becoming a pressing environmental issue.
It’s a dangerous one: The World Health Organization estimates that air pollution causes ~7m premature deaths per year. And that comes at a cost of $8.1T in damages, according to the World Bank Group.
While smartphone tech can’t stop the smoke, it could make people more aware of the danger, and maybe even help keep us — and the planet — a little safer.
Fit The Bill
There are thousands of companies valued at $1B+. How many clues do you need to identify today’s billion-dollar brand?
Clue 1: Started in 1920, it is the second-oldest continuously operating company within its field, second only to its Dutch counterpart by just 13 months.
Clue 2: The company’s logo depicts an animal that is also featured on the one-dollar bill of its home country.
Clue 3: Its strange name originated from an acronym — one about as long as the 19-hour direct flights to New York City it plans to offer beginning in 2025.
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Old dogs’ new tricks
New AI-powered tech is for the dogs (literally)
Return to office policies were tough on dogs but tech is coming to the rescue.
2024-01-09T00:00:00Z
Ben Berkley
Amid the daily excitement of you coming home, dinner time, and going for a W-A-L-K, your dog may not have clocked it, but 2023 was a hard year for canines.
Dog intake at US shelters continued its post-pandemic rise, up ~22% since 2021.
One in 10 pet owners rehomed their dogs, and another 11% thought about it.
And even for those with a steady home situation, the house may’ve been a lot lonelier: ~2.5m Americans returned to the office in 2023.
Fortunately, 2024 is looking up. (If every dog has its day, then why can’t it have one 365x in a row?)
The AI-led future is here for the pooches
There are a handful of tech innovations ahead aiming to improve pups’ quality of life — and, perhaps, also make owners think twice about parting ways:
Ogmen Robotics is currently displaying ORo, its robotic dog assistant, at CES. The sensor-packed ORo can autonomously move around a home, throw a ball, and its robotic face can display videos of a pet’s owner. It’ll go on sale in April for $799.
If you’d rather have a more static doggy au pair, we previously covered Companion, an enrichment device loaded with dog games and a precision treat launcher debuting this summer.
Another CES hit: Minitailz, a new $99 smart collar from Invoxia with live GPS tracking and heart-health scans. Its paired app has an AI chatbot agent that creates personalized pet reports and flags cardiac irregularities.
Japan’s One by One is developing an $8/month streaming music service for dogs, with breed-specific mixes to soothe anxious dogs.
Dog food is also becoming increasingly tech-forward: Pet food manufacturer PawCo Foods “leverages AI to enhance nutrition and palatability” for its plant-based meat.
We’re not entirely sure what that means, but neither will your dog, so it only stands to further unify man and man’s best friend.
Perhaps you’re a cat person? Worry not; they aren’t getting ignored here — Invoxia’s Minitailz is down ~100 grams in weight from its previous smart collar model, making it workable for any tech-savvy kitties.
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