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Dolly Parton died this week. She was 80 years old. Donald Trump ordered American flags to hang at half-staff in honor of the iconic musician. It is just like him to miss the point entirely: Tig ol biddies around the world should be higher and bigger than ever in her honor.
I know that everyone will die at some point, even that one billionaire drinking his son’s blood or whatever to stay alive. Death will come for me, and it will come for you, and it will also come for that one Delta desk agent who I watched march right past the man approaching the help desk and said simply “I’mgoingtolunchwaitinline.” And it is with that knowledge that I have what feels like some important feedback, a performance review for Death:...
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